愚人節搞笑英文短信祝福

愚人節搞笑英文祝福短信 My love, you take my breath away. What have you stepped in to smell this way? 戀人啊，妳真是要我室息，妳在哪裏沾有的壹身臭味？ I want to feel your sweet embrace; But don’t take that paper bag off your face. 我期待妳溫婉的相擁，但別將妳臉部的面罩拿掉。 I thought that I could love no other –that is until I met your brother. 曾認為壹生只愛妳壹個，直到遇見妳的二表哥。 Because of you, I believe in fate, perhaps all this are doomed to heaven, having a Mianmianzhizhong traction. Now I want to say is that I Shangbeizi. what is built Nie ah?! 因為妳，我堅信命運的安排，或許這壹切都是上命中註定，冥冥中牽引帶著我們倆。現在的我想說的是……我前世是造了哪些孽啊？！” Also known as the bricks and mortar boards infants bricks, the old Beijing is the most characteristic of the cultural heritageof one of a lethal strong, and easy-to-carry concealed, not weapons, and other characteristics,…… shoot you use the most appropriate! 磚塊又被稱為板兒磚，是北京老字號最有特性的歷史文化遺產之壹，具備破壞力強，便於帶上隱秘性高，算不上作案工具等多種多樣特性，因此……拍妳用它最好！ Psychological test: If you and the cowardrace, you want to: 1 you run fast; as fast; you coward slower than… answer: you than beasts also a beastyou are beasts; beast than you! Happy April Fools Day! 心理學測試：假如妳和粽熊追逐賽，妳期待：1妳跑的快；2壹樣快；3妳比粽熊慢…回答：1妳比禽獸還禽獸；2妳就是禽獸；3妳禽獸比不上！愚人節快樂！搞笑祝福語 I love your smile, your face, and your eyes Damn, I’m good at telling lies! 我喜歡妳的美目，妳的臉孔，妳的笑容，媽的，我就是撒謊不打草稿！ I see your face when I am dreaming. That’s why I always wake up screaming. 妳的肌膚恍惚間入夢鏡，因此我還在驚叫中嚇醒。整人短信 Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; This describes everything you are not. 心地善良、聰明、癡情而性感迷人，遺憾這種妳壹條也不占。 Notice: AprilFools Day approaching, on April 1 you receive text messages are bogus, meaning exactly opposite, please pay attention. Following is the first: You are handsome styles Yushulinfeng beauty of the blossoming devilbuild lover! 通知：愚人節到來，4月1 日您接到的短消息均為假的，含意恰好截然不同，煩請註意。下列是第壹條：您是風流倜儻玉樹臨風美若天仙火辣身材的上帝的寵兒！ Shaceng said: I have 16 change! Journey said: I have 32 change! Wukong said: I am 72 changed! In his Tang Seng: Nishi on the treatment, you change a phone call, I saw how other people look at monsters with phone messages? Happy April Fools Day! 沙悟凈說：我有16變！八戒說：我有32變！齊天大聖說：我有72變！唐三藏大怒：靈山道路上也不見妳們變個電話，看人家妖精都拿手機看短消息呢！愚人節快樂！新婚賀語 After dinner seven Commandment: I quit smoking, quit immediatelyeat two fruits, three ring relaxedbelt, the four immediately quit drinking, Wujiebaibu walk, bathe immediately quit six, seven quit immediately to sleep! Journey: Remember? 餐後七戒：壹戒抽煙，二戒立刻吃蘋果，三戒釋放壓力褲腰帶，四戒馬上飲茶，五戒百丈走，六戒馬上沖澡，七戒馬上入睡！八戒：記牢了沒有？ Some people see you today, you still as charming, wearing a checked vest, Manyouyou to walk, a detached look comfortable, it is lovely to that. You really do not know how that is Saiguo rabbit? 今日有些人看見妳了，妳或是那般美麗動人，衣著方格馬甲，慢吞吞地往前走，壹副超逸自得的模樣，確實是乖巧無比。真不知道妳曾經是怎麽賽過小兔子的？