Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.
"Why?" asks the father.
"The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3?' and I said '6'"
"But that's right!"
"Then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?'"
"What's the fucking difference?"
"That's exactly what I said!"
1、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1...
>Error: No Brain Detected!!!
這條消息將會讓妳的頭腦清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1…
>錯誤提示：未偵測到大腦！！！
2、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations!
不是每壹朵花都能代表愛情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每壹種樹都能耐住幹渴，但是白楊做到了；不是每壹頭豬都能看短消息，但是妳做到了。恭喜妳！
3、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED?
Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.
漂亮的臉蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。妳很幸運的同時擁有這兩方面！被恭維了？
少來了！這個短消息是送給我的。我只不過想讓妳看看罷了。
4、Can u pronounce good English? Read along: woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, poof, woof, woof, hoof, loof, roof, shoof, Test results: U r a good dog. Now stop barking.
妳的英語發音很標準？讀下去：woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, poof, woof, woof, hoof, loof, roof, shoof, 測試結果：妳是壹條好狗。現在可以停下別叫了。
5.Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today?
1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!
早上好……妳今早醒來的時候有沒有做這兩件最重要的事呢？
1）祈禱- 好讓妳可以活下去……2）洗澡-好讓別人也可以活下去！
6.In the morning I do not eat because I think of you.
At noon I do not eat because I think of you.
In the evening I do not eat because I think of you,
and at night I do not sleep because I'm hungry.
因為想妳，我沒吃早飯。因為想妳，我沒吃中飯。因為想妳，我沒吃晚飯。晚上我睡不著了，因為我餓了。