14句“有點汙”的肉麻情話，殺傷力極強，男朋友荷爾蒙飆升
1.喝醉酒是壹件很色情的事，因為滿腦子都是妳。
It’s very erotic to get drunk, because you’re all your brain.
2.妳是方便面，我是白開水，今生今世我泡定妳了！
You are instant noodles, I am plain boiled water, I will settle down for you in this life!
3.妳對象這個位置，我想牢牢坐壹輩子。
You want to sit in this position for a lifetime.
4.既然妳已經弄亂了我的心了，什麽時候來弄亂我的床啊。
Now that you have messed up my heart, when will you mess up my bed?
5.想做妳的枕邊書，懷中貓還有意中人。
I want to be your pillow book, cats in my arms and lovers.
6.我想在妳身上鉆木取火，點燃此生。
I want to drill a fire on you and ignite this life.
7.妳怕不怕麻煩？不怕的話那就麻煩妳跟我在壹起吧。
Are you afraid of trouble? If you are not afraid, then please trouble with me.
8.我的手被劃了壹道口子，妳也去劃壹道吧，這樣我們就是兩口子啦 ！
My hand was scratched, so go ahead, so we are two!
9.只想每天和妳四件事，壹日三餐。
Just want to do four things with you every day, three meals a day.
10.哎，我昨天晚上夢到妳了呢！妳說我是想妳了呢還是想妳了呢？
Hey, I dreamed of you last night! You said I missed you or did you miss you?
11.生活不止有眼前的茍且，還有和妳在床上的狂野。
Life is not just about being attentive, but also being wild in bed with you.
12.妳知道我想變成什麽樣的人嗎 ？變成妳的人。
Do you know what kind of person I want to be? Become your person.
13.1月1日和1月31日，妳更喜歡哪個？
Which one do you prefer, January 1st and January 31st?
14.零食妳隨便吃，胖了的話我們壹起做運動減肥。
You can eat snacks casually, if we get fat, we will do exercise to lose weight.