-- Joseph Addison
I married beneath me. All women do.
-- Lady Nancy Astor, attributed
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him.
-- Cher
Women: If they're not turning down your proposals for marriage, they're accusing you of suspicious behavior in the women's lingerie changing room.
-- Cliff Clavin, character on "Cheers", U.S. Television show
Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.
-- William Congreve
Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences.
-- Isadora Duncan
All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story
There is nothing so wrong in this world that a sensible woman can't set it right in the course of an afternoon.
-- Giraudoux
Women are like tea bags; put them in hot water and they get stronger.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt
I hate women because they always know where things are.
-- James Thurber
I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat.
-- Rebecca West, 1913
I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman.
-- Virginia Woolf