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Humor的英語格言句

1.god made relatives; thank god we can choose our friends. 神決定了誰是妳的親戚,幸運的是在選擇朋友方面他給了妳留了余地。2.I’ll never forget the time we share together.我永遠也不會忘記我們在壹起的日子。

 3.never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 不要等明天交不上差再找借口,今天就要找好。

 4.where there is a life,there is a way.有誌者事竟成。5.love alone could waken love!只有愛才能喚醒愛!6.success is a relative term. it brings so many relatives. 成功是壹個相關名詞,他會給妳帶來很多不相關的親戚。

 7.children in backseats cause accidents. accidents in backseats cause children. 後排座位上的小孩會生出意外,後排座位上的'意外會生出小孩。

 8.one flower does not make a spring壹花獨放不是春。9.money is not everything. there‘s mastercard & visa. 鈔票不是萬能的,有時還需要信用卡。

 10.a dress is like a barbed fence. it protects the premises without restricting the view. 服飾就象鐵絲網,它阻止妳冒然行動但並不妨礙妳盡情的觀看。

 11.life is like a box of chocolate,you never know what you’re gonna get。生活就像巧克力,個中滋味難以預料。12.love is photogenic. it needs darkness to develop. 愛情就象照片,需要大量的暗房時間來培養。

 13.there should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 應該有更好的方式開始新壹天,而不是千篇壹律的在每個上午都醒來。

 14.you don’t love a girl because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her!妳不是因為她的美麗而愛她,而她卻因為妳的愛而美麗。

 15.hard work never killed anybody. but why take the risk?" “努力工作不會導致死亡!”不過我不會用自己去證明。

 16.love the neighbor. but don‘t get caught. 要用心去愛妳的鄰居,不過不要讓她的老公知道。17.work fascinates me. i can look at it for hours!" “工作好有意思耶!”尤其是看著別人工作。

 18.when two‘s company, three‘s the result! 兩個人的狀態是不穩定的,三個人才是!

 19.your future depends on your dreams. so go to sleep. “現在的夢想決定著妳的將來”,所以還是再睡壹會吧。20.the wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise. 聰明人都是未婚的,結婚的人很難再聰明起來。

 21.a friend in need is a friend indeed.患難見真知。

 22.living without goal is like sailing without a compass.沒有目標的生活就如同沒有羅盤的航行。

 23.every man should marry. after all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 再快樂的單身漢遲早也會結婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。