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08月12日 · 貿易公司新媒體運營
夏天到了，有喜歡玩水的朋友嗎？ 可以來我家免費洗碗、洗筷子、洗衣服。
Summer is coming, is there anyone who likesto play with water? You can come to my houseto wash dishes, chopsticks and clothes for free.
世界上最遙遠的距離，就是我眼中的1cm和理發師眼中的1cm。
The furthest distance in the world is 1cm in my eyes and barbers' eyes.
年紀輕輕的我，事業和愛情就已經取得了平衡，都沒有！
When I was young, I had achieved a balance between career and love, none of them!
每次剪頭發都像壹次賭博，很顯然，我就沒贏過。
Every time I go to the barber shop and get a haircut, it's like gamble, obviously, I've never won.
理發師總能找到方法讓我醜得五花八門，剪之前想換個發型，剪之後想換張臉。
Hairdressers always find ways to make meugly. I want to change my hair before I cut it, and I want to change my face after it.
道理我都懂，可是聽到別人喊美女的時候，我還是忍不住要回頭。
I understand the truth, but I can't help turning back when I hear other people calling beautiful women.
現在騙子特別多，大家出門要小心了，今天街上有個人說快要熱死了熱死了，我跟了他三條街他都沒死。
Now there are so many cheaters that weshould be careful when we go out. Today, a man in the street said that he was going to die because of the weather, but I followed him three blocks and he didn't die.
每當我準備存錢的時候，總有個聲音對我說：對自己好點。
Whenever I'm ready to save money, there's always a voice saying to me: be good to yourself.
我覺得我上輩子是指南針，因為我太“難”了。
I think I was a compass in my previous existence, because I was too "difficult".