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壹天，小明在家。他媽媽發現他很奇怪，就壹直對著空氣吹氣。他媽媽覺得很窩火，就用手拍了拍小明的頭說，妳幹什麽？小明楞了壹下，開始慢慢地左右搖頭，然後繼續吹。結果是
小明，模仿電風扇。..
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誰玩的.....................肖邦的夜曲？。。
是溫妮(為妳演奏肖邦的夜曲)
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拿著卷心菜走在街上。
當我走路的時候，我發現天氣很熱
於是我邊走邊脫衣服。
最後發現自己走了！
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塗蘇裏不能嫁給有姓氏的人。
答:萬。因為壹二三1 2 3
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有壹天，壹個包子想吐，然後他吐了，然後他變成了壹個包子。
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什麽是不透明？
哆啦a夢…
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有火柴，感覺頭皮癢癢的，就用手撓了壹下，壹撓就著火了。
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壹個人走了很長壹段路，直到他的腳酸痛。然後他低頭壹看，發現自己踩到了壹個檸檬。...