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給我提供兩個英語笑話,比較好笑的

可以隨意取兩句話 男:Can I buy you a drink?(我可以為妳買壹杯飲料嗎?)

女:Actually I'd rather have the money.(不必,我很有錢。)

男:Can I have your name?(直譯:我能有妳的名字嗎?)

女:Why? Don't you already have one? (為什麽?妳不是已經有壹個了嗎?)

男:I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.(我是攝影師。我壹直在尋找壹張像妳這樣的臉。)

女:I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.(我是整形外科醫生。我也壹直在尋找壹張像妳這樣的臉。)

男:Is this seat empty?(直譯:這個座位是空的吧?)

女:Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.(是的,如果妳坐下,我的座位就是空的。)

男:Haven't I seen you some place before?(我好象以前在什麽地方見過妳?)

女:Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.(是的。這就是為什麽我不再去那個地方的原因。)

男:Will you go out with me this Saturday?(這個星期六妳想跟我出去嗎?)

女:Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.(抱歉。這個周末我頭疼。)

男:I think I could make you very happy.(我想我能讓妳非常快樂。)

女:Why? Are you leaving?(是嗎?妳是說妳要離開?)