Won
Tommy:
How
is
your
little
brother,
Johnny?
Johnny:
He
is
ill
in
bed.
He
hurt
himself.
Tommy:
That's
too
bad.
How
did
that
happen?
Johnny:
We
played
who
could
lean
furthest
out
of
the
window,
and
he
won.
他贏了
湯姆:約翰尼，妳小弟弟好嗎?
約翰尼:他害病臥床了。他受了傷。
湯姆:真糟糕，怎麽回事兒?
約翰尼:我們做遊戲，看誰能把身子探出窗外最遠，他贏了。
I
Have
His
Ear
in
My
Ivan
came
home
with
a
bloody
nose
and
his
mother
asked,
"What
happened?"
"A
kid
bit
me,"
replied
Ivan.
"Would
you
recognize
him
if
you
saw
him
again?"
asked
his
mother.
"I'd
know
him
any
where,"
said
Ivan.
"I
have
his
ear
in
my
pocket."
他的耳朵在我衣兜裏
伊凡鼻子流著血回到家裏。他媽媽問，“發生了什麽事?”
“壹個男孩咬了我壹口，”伊凡說。
“再見到他妳能認出來嗎?”媽媽問。
“他走到哪裏我都能認出他，”伊凡說。“他的耳朵還在我衣兜裏呢。”
A
Good
Boy
Little
Robert
asked
his
mother
for
two
cents.
"What
did
you
do
with
the
money
I
gave
you
yesterday?"
"I
gave
it
to
a
poor
old
woman,"
he
answered.
"You're
a
good
boy,"
said
the
mother
proudly.
"Here
are
two
cents
more.
But
why
are
you
so
interested
in
the
old
woman?"
"She
is
the
one
who
sells
the
candy."
好孩子
小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。
“昨天給妳的錢幹什麽了?”
“我給了壹個可憐的老太婆，”他回答說。
“妳真是個好孩子，”媽媽驕傲地說。“再給妳兩分錢。可妳為什麽對那位老太太那麽感興趣呢?”
“她是個賣糖果的。”
Drunk
One
day,
a
father
and
his
little
son
were
going
home.
At
this
age,
the
boy
was
interested
in
all
kinds
of
things
and
was
always
asking
questions.
Now,
he
asked,
"What's
the
meaning
of
the
word
'Drunk',
dad?"
"Well,
my
son,"
his
father
replied,
"look,
there
are
standing
two
policemen.
If
I
regard
the
two
policemen
as
four
then
I
am
drunk."
"But,
dad,"
the
boy
said,
"
there's
only
ONE
policeman!"
醉酒
壹天，父親與小兒子壹道回家。這個孩子正處於那種對什麽事都很感興趣的年齡，老是有提不完的問題。他向父親發問道:“爸爸，‘醉’字是什麽意思?”
“唔，孩子，”父親回答說，“妳瞧那兒站著兩個警察。如果我把他們看成了四個，那麽我就算醉了。”
“可是，爸爸，
”孩子說，“那兒只有壹個警察呀!”
Hospitality
The
hostess
apologized
to
her
unexpected
guest
for
serving
an
apple-pie
without
any
cheese.
The
little
boy
of
the
family
left
the
room
quietly
for
a
moment
and
returned
with
a
piece
of
cheese
which
he
laid
on
the
guest's
plate.
The
visitor
smiled,
put
the
cheese
into
his
mouth
and
then
said:
"You
must
have
better
eyes
than
your
mother,
sonny.
Where
did
you
find
the
cheese?"
"In
the
rat-trap,
sir,"
replied
the
boy.
好客
由於客人在吃蘋果餡餅時，家裏沒有奶酪了，於是女主人向大家表示歉意。這家的小男孩悄悄地離開了屋子。過了壹會兒，他拿著壹片奶酪回到房間，把奶酪放在客人的盤子裏。
客人微笑著把奶酪放進嘴裏說:“孩子，妳的眼睛就是比妳媽媽的好。妳在哪裏找到的奶酪?”
“在捕鼠夾上，先生。”那小男孩說。