求壹則英語笑話呀！翻譯加諧音！感謝了！急求！！！

老師在黑板上寫了壹句：Time is money.並讓同學們翻譯。有名學生答道：“湯姆是瑪麗。” 小明上英文課時跟老師說：May I go to the toilet? 老師說：Go ahead. 小明就坐了下來。過了壹會兒，小明又跟老師說：May I go to the toilet? 老師說：Go ahead. 小明又坐了下來。他旁邊的同學於是忍不住問：妳不是跟老師說要上廁所嗎？怎麽不去？ 小明說：妳沒聽老師說「去妳個頭」啊

The teacher wrote on the blackboard 1: Time is money. And let the students to translate the. Famous student replied: "Tom is Mary." Xiao Ming in English class and the teacher said: May I go to the toilet? The teacher said: Go ahead. Xiao Ming sat down. After a while, xiao Ming and follow the teacher said: May I go to the toilet? The teacher said: Go ahead. Xiao Ming and sat down. Classmate of his flank hence cannot help but ask: you not is say with teacher that go to the toilet? How don't go? Small clear say: you didn't listen to the teacher said, "go to your head" ah