有趣的英語小笑話故事篇壹
Life is cruel to men. When they are born, their mothers get the compliments and flowers. Whenthey are married, their brides get the presents and publicity. And when they die, their wivesget the insurance.
生命對於男人來說是殘酷的。當他們出生的時候，他們的母親得到恭維及鮮花。當他們結婚時，他們的新娘得到禮物並出盡風頭。而當他們死時，他們的妻子得到保險金。
有趣的英語小笑話故事篇二
Wife: Bill, the man in that house opposite always kisses his wife when he leaves in the morningand he kisses her again when he comes back in the evening. Why don't you do that too?
妻子：比爾，住在對面那所房子的那個男人早上出門前總要吻壹下妻子，晚上回來時再吻壹下，妳為什麽不那樣做呢?
Husband: Well, I don't know her very well yet.
丈夫：哦，我跟她還不是很熟。
有趣的英語小笑話故事篇三
Mr. Brown came to an inn on a very cold day, and could get no room near the fire.
在壹個寒冷的冬日， 布朗先生來到壹家小客棧，發現火爐旁邊已經沒有空位了。
He called to the hostler to fetch a peck of oysters, and give them to his horse.
於是，他讓旅店的馬夫去拿些牡蠣來餵他的馬。
"Will your horse eat oysters?" said the hostler.
您的馬吃牡蠣嗎?馬夫問道。"Try him, " said Mr. Brown.
妳試著餵餵吧。?布朗先生回答。Immediately the people ran to see this wonder, and Mr. Brown who alone remained in the room,chose the best seat by the fire and made himself comfortable.
頃刻間，人們都跑去看這壹奇觀，而布朗先生卻獨自呆在屋裏，他在火爐旁找了個最好的座位，舒舒服服地坐在那取暖了。
有趣的英語小笑話故事篇四
A husband and wife, both 91, stood before a judge, asking for a divorce. "I don't understand,"He said, "Why do you want a divorce at this time of life?"
有壹個丈夫和妻子都是91歲，他們站在法官面前，要求離婚。?我不明白，?法官說，?妳們為什麽到了這把年紀還要離婚?
The husband explained, "Well, you see, we wanted to wait until the children died."
丈夫解釋道：?嗯，妳是知道的，我們想要等到孩子們都死了。?