英語笑話帶翻譯100

　Correct

　Teacher: Jimmy, what are the three words which pupils use most often at school?

　Jimmy: I don?t know...

　Teacher: Correct.

　很對

　教師：吉米，學生在學校裏經常用的三個字是什麽?

　吉米：不知道?

　老師：很對。

　Who do you think you are?

　The bus was crowded, and as one more man tried to get on, the passengers wouldn?t let him aboard.

　?It is too crowded, ?they shouted.? who do you think you are?

　?I am the driver.? he said.

　妳以為妳是誰?

　公***汽車上很擠，當又壹個人還是試圖上車時，乘客們不讓他上。

　?車上太擠了，?他們喊道，?妳以為妳是誰?

　?我是司機!?他說。

　To Buy a Video

　Amos asked his mother whether they could have a video.

　"I?m afraid we can?t afford one," sighed his mother.

　But on the following day in came Amos, staggering beneath the weight of a brand-new video.

　"How on earth did you pay for that?" gasped his mother.

　"Easy, Mum." replied Amos, "I sold the television!"

　買錄像機

　艾莫斯問媽媽他們是否能買壹臺錄像機。

　?恐怕我們還買不起，?媽媽嘆息著說。

　可第二天當艾莫斯回來時，他搖搖晃晃地搬著壹臺全新的'錄像機。

　?妳究竟是哪兒來的錢買這東西?媽媽大吃壹驚，喘著氣說。

　?媽媽，這簡單，? 艾曼斯回答。?我把電視機給賣了!"

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