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英文最酷的話

1、有些時光,不必贅述,我知道它已無上完美。

Some time, needless to say, I know it has been perfect.

2、妳讓我下不了臺,我讓妳連上臺的機會都沒有。

You let me down, I let you do not even have a chance to stage.

3、像我這種人,妳除了寵著也沒有其他辦法了。

For people like me, you can do nothing but spoil them.

4、舊時光終究會老去,總有人在不遠的前方等妳。

The old time will grow old, there will always be someone waiting for you in the near future.

5、說什麽晚安,我巴不得妳想我想得夜不能寐。

Good night. I wish you could stay up late.

6、那些讓我們哭過的事,總有壹天會笑著說出來。

Those things that make us cry will be said with a smile one day.

7、願得壹人心是個童話,白首不分離是個笑話。

It's a fairy tale to have a heart, and a joke to keep white heads together.

8、我不是佛不能普度眾生,但是我可以禍害蒼生。

I'm not a Buddha, I can't help all living beings, but I can do harm to all living beings.

9、妳可不可以別在我腦海裏轉來轉去,妳不累?

Can you stop wandering around in my mind? You're not tired?

10、突然發現,妳的良心不見了,是哪只狗叼去了。

Suddenly found that your conscience is missing, which dog took it.

11、住在人口密集的城市,卻過著壹個人的生活。

Living in a densely populated city, but living a one-man life.

12、每個人都要為自己,做出的決定和選擇而負責。

Everyone is responsible for the decisions and choices they make.

13、原諒不必跟隨著抱歉,眼淚也不必為了紀念。

Forgiveness doesn't have to go with sorry, and tears don't have to be in memory.

14、天氣涼了,請各位及時加衣,註意保暖思淫欲。

The weather is cold, please add clothes in time, pay attention to keep warm and think of lust.

15、做人真難,真羨慕妳了,既沒有錯也沒有罪。

It's hard to be a man. I envy you. There's no mistake or sin.

16、與高冷無關,我只是不需要那麽多的點頭之交。

It has nothing to do with the high cold. I just don't need so many nodding friends.

17、從此以後不談地久天長,單刀赴會做氣質流氓。

From then on, he did not talk about long-standing, and went to the meeting alone to be a temperament rascal.

18、再浪的女人也想有個家,再野的男人我也拿得下。

No matter how many waves a woman wants to have a home, no matter how wild a man is, I can take it.

19、道理我都懂,所以從不追問與我不辭而別的人。

I know all the truth, so I never ask the person who left without saying goodbye to me.

20、每當早晨睜開眼,那些害怕的苦惱,就又會湧來。

When you open your eyes in the morning, the worries of fear will come again.

21、因為早上和被窩分手,此刻被窩對我十分冰冷。

Because I broke up with the quilt in the morning, the quilt is very cold to me at the moment.

22、生活壞到壹定程度就會好起來,因為它無法更壞。

Life will get better when it is bad to a certain extent, because it can't be worse.

23、壹個人至少擁有壹個夢想,有壹個理由去堅強。

A person has at least one dream, there is a reason to be strong.

24、我真的特別討厭看到妳和她的以前。我會發瘋的。

I really hate to see you and her before. I'm going to go crazy.

25、男人和女人之間,總是先有曖昧,才有的愛情。

Between men and women, there is always ambiguity before love.

26、我可以帶妳混得風生水起,也可以讓妳聲名狼藉。

I can bring you into the world, or I can make you infamous.

27、抱最大的希望,為最大的努力,做最壞的打算。

Hope for the best, prepare for the worst for the best.

28、出色些,從能力到容貌別睡太晚,不然夢會很短。

Better, from ability to appearance, don't sleep too late, otherwise the dream will be very short.

29、夏天就是不好,窮的時候我連西北風都沒得喝。

Summer is not good. When I was poor, I didn't even have to drink the northwest wind.

30、如果哪天我放棄了,請記得,是因為妳的不在乎。

If I give up one day, please remember, because you don't care.

31、無論妳二,或是不二,二就在那裏,不三不四。

No matter you two or no two, two is there, no three no four.

32、夜深了才知道壹個人有多寂寞,不想壹個人過的。

It's late at night that I know how lonely a person is. I don't want to live alone.

33、愛情就像是壹朵罌粟花,使人沈迷,難以自拔。

Love is like a poppy flower, which makes people addicted and hard to extricate themselves.

34、這就是妳所說的堅強嗎?流氓來了妳照樣跑。

Is that what you call strong? When the hooligans come, you run as usual.

35、我以為我是無堅不摧的,那只是我的以為而已。

I thought I was invincible, that's just what I thought.

36、我也不知道為什麽,會活成現在這個鬼樣子。

I don't know why. I'll live like this.

37、沒有誰欠誰的道理,也沒有誰離不開誰的說法。

There is no reason why anyone owes anyone, and there is no saying that no one can't do without whom.

38、都記住啦,酒能解決的事,絕不能浪費眼淚。

Remember, wine can solve the problem, never waste tears.

39、莪就像壹棵蔥,在妳旳菜肴裏,莪永遠只是配菜。

I am like a green onion, in your dishes, I am always just a side dish.

40、這麽多年誰壹直照顧妳啊?我很佩服他的膽量。

Who has been taking care of you for so many years? I admire his courage.

41、女人不是萬能的,但是沒有女人是萬萬不能的。

Women are not omnipotent, but without women it is absolutely impossible.

42、山不在高,有仙則名;水不在多,能喝就行。

If the mountain is not high, if there is an immortal, then the name will be; if there is not much water, you can drink it.

43、不要在無聊的時候來找我,要不然顯的我多余。

Don't come to me when I'm bored, or I'll be redundant.

44、我的耳朵不是垃圾桶,別什麽話都往這裏扔。

My ears are not trash cans. Don't throw anything here.

45、別說話了,就妳能叨叨,長城都被妳叨叨垮了!

Don't talk. You can talk about it. The Great Wall is broken by your nagging!

46、假期為什麽這麽短因為假期沒有上午。

Why is the holiday so short because there is no morning holiday..

47、真的是洗澡靠毅力,洗衣靠耐力,起床靠爆發力。

It really depends on perseverance in bathing, endurance in laundry and explosive force in getting up.

48、任何人,失去另外壹個人,都會活的壹如既往。

Anyone, lose another person, will live as usual.

49、生活不會慣著妳,要想不被拋棄,必須自己爭氣!

Life will not be used to you, if you want not to be abandoned, you must strive for success!

50、帶上妳的千軍萬馬,哪怕最後仍是妳孤軍奮戰。

Take your thousands of troops, even if you are still fighting alone in the end.

51、我選取的是遺忘,記住的是此刻,憧憬著是未來。

What I choose is forgetting, remembering the present moment and looking forward to the future.

52、我發誓再賭就砍手,結果發現自己是千手觀音。

I vowed to cut off my hands if I gambled again. I found myself a thousand handed Avalokitesvara.

53、結局只要是妳和妳在壹起,過程讓我怎麽痛都行。

As long as the ending is you and you together, the process makes me feel any pain.

54、只是個小醜而已,給了妳微笑卻給不了我真心。

It's just a clown. I can't give you my heart when I smile.

55、任何關系,妳想陌生,我根本不會再多看妳壹眼。

Any relationship, you want to be strange, I will never look at you again.

56、毫無營養的對話,好想撒泡尿,給它施施肥。

There is no nutrition dialogue, I want to piss and fertilize it.

57、等我說傷不起的時候,就是妳家被火燒的日子。

When I say I can't afford to be hurt, it's the day your house is burned.

58、明明每個人都有兩個心房,卻只能住壹個人。

It is clear that everyone has two atriums, but only one can live in it.

59、即使是不成熟的嘗試,也勝於胎死腹中的謀略。

Even the immature attempt is better than the strategy in stillbirth.

60、我管著妳,妳慣著我,這就是我想要的生活。

I am in charge of you, you are used to me, this is the life I want.