yes － 爺死
nice－奶死
bus－爸死
mouth－媽死
girls－哥死
was－我死
cheese－ 氣死！
does － 都死
壹人英語不精,壹天,他踩了壹老外的腳,他趕忙說:"I'm sorry."老外對他說:"I"sorry too."他聽後馬上說:"I'm sorry three."老外問:"Why are you sorry for?"他無奈地說:"I'm sorry five."