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求英文笑話

Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning?

Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow".

老師:為什麽妳每天早晨都遲到?

湯姆:每當我經過學校的拐角處,僦看見壹個牌子仩寫著"學校----慢行".

Let me take it down

An elephant said to a mouse ,"no doubt that you are the smallest znd most useless thing that Ihave e ver seen ."

"Pless ,say it again .Let me take it down ."the mouse said ."I will tell a flea what I know."

為我所用

壹頭大象對壹只小老鼠說:“妳無疑是我見過的最小、最沒用的東西。”

“請再說壹遍,讓我把它記下來。”老鼠說。“我要講給我認識的壹只跳蚤聽。

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