The Magic Beans
Act 1 Scene 1
(Jack’s mother was gambling.)
Mom: Oh, no, not again. (Roaring) Jack, Jack, where are you?
Jack: Here I am, mom. What’s up?
Mom: Send that old cow to the market to exchange some money back.
Jack: But mom, if I sold Rose, we would have no milk anymore.
Mom: Shut up. Do as I said.
Jack: (sign) All right, all right.
Act 1 Scene 2
(In the market.)
Girl: Sir, do you want any matches? If you buy ten boxes, I’ll give a 40 percent discount.
Jack: Sounds terrific. But I don’t have any money.
Girl: Please, sir, I haven’t eaten anything for three days. I’d like to exchange your cow with my matches.
Jack: Sorry, but I don’t need matches. Good-bye, and good luck to you.
Old man: Sir, since the sun is burning, would you like some ice cream?
Jack: Thank you, but I don’t really feel like eating ice cream. See you.
Mr. Bean: I have soybeans, mung beans, green beans, broad beans, green soybeans, peas, and above all, the most amazing beans in the world --- magic beans.
Jack: Wow, sounds wonderful. Beans is my favorite food, I can’t wait to have a bowl of bean soup. I want to buy all the beans with this cow.
Mr. Bean: This cow? What do I need this old skinny cow for? Go away, don’t bother me, kid.
Jack: Sir, please. My mom always told me “Helping someone in need is a honorable deed.”
Mr. Bean: All right, all right. (Sign) Today isn’t my day.
Act 2
(Jack went home.)
Jack: Mom, where are you? See what I have got.
Mom: Oh, Jack, you must have brought me lots of shining gold. Oh, I’m so excited. (Walked to Jack) What? You used our pretty cow to buy all this junks? Have you lost your mind?
Jack: Mom, these are no junks. There are soybeans, mung beans, green beans, broad beans, green soybeans and magic beans.
Mom: Magic beans? It doesn’t look magical at all. The vendor must be cheating you. I’ll keep other beans, but these magic beans, (opened the window) I’ll just throw them away.
Act 3
(The next morning)
Jack: Ah, the sun is shining, the birds are singing, the breeze is whispering, it should be a perfect day. (He looked out of the window) Oh, my God, the magic beans have grown to a huge beanstalk! It’s can be true, it must be my imagination!
Prince: Help, help.
Jack: The voice came from the clouds, how strange! I must go and see what’s going on up there. (He climbed up. Then he saw the prince was stocked in a castle.)
Jack: Hi, what happen to you? How can I help you?
Prince: It’s a long stories, I’ll tell you only if you take one of my leg hair.
(Jack took the prince’s leg hair, and the prince became as small as normal people. The prince opened the door, and welcomed Jack in.)
Prince: Thank you a million for saving my life. How can I ever repay you?
Jack: That’s no big deal. So what’s your story?
Prince: Once open a time, there’s a greedy witch who would even destroy the world only to get my hen and harp.
Jack: Your hen and harp? I don’t see they worth it.
Prince: You don’t understand, the hen can produce many golden eggs, and the harp is made of gold it can sing beautiful melodies. One day, the witch turned me to a giant and flew away with my hen and harp.
Jack: What are you going to do now?
Prince: Of course I’m going to pay my revenge. Are you going to come with me?
Jack: Well, I’ll would like to, but -------
Prince: What?
Jack: My mom always told me “No money, no help.”
Prince: Let’s make a deal—you help me to fight against the witch, and I’ll give you ten thousand golden eggs.
Jack: That’s the deal.
Act 4
(At the witch’s house)
Witch: One egg, two eggs, three eggs. Oh, I’m so rich, ha, ha, ha ---------
(Jack and Prince ran into the house.)
Prince: You devil, I’m here to fight for justice. Give me my hen and harp back.
Witch: Very well, you want your stuff back? Then you have to knock me down first.
(Took out a box) Here, pick two scripts to determine your destiny.
Prince: (picked a script) Oh no, Jack, I don’t know how to gamble!
Jack: That’s OK. Let me help you. My mother always told me “Get me a chair!”
(Jack won)
Prince: Oh yes, yes, we win. (They hugged)
Witch: Not yet, you still have to go through another test – sumo.
(Prince almost failed)
Prince: Jack, do something, don’t just stand there watching.
Jack: Don’t worry. I have a secret weapon.
(Took out a basket of beans and spread them on the ground.)
(Witch fell down)
Jack & Prince: We’re the kings of the world.
Act 5
(They ran out of the witch’s house and returned to the prince’s palace.)
Prince: Jack, thank for your generous help. I couldn’t defeat that wicked witch without you.
Jack: Well, I’m flattered. Since you’ve finished your revenge, could you go home with me?
Prince: Jack, you’re the best friend that I’ve ever had. But I belong here. This is my home.
Jack: (start weeping) But what about me? What am I going to do?
Prince: Trust me, you’ll be remembered in my mind until the end of time. In one of the stars I shall be living. In one of them I shall be laughing. And so it will be as if all the stars were laughing, when you look at the stars at nigh. You – only you – will have stars that can laugh.
Jack: I’ll cherish the memories we had together as sparkling diamonds.
(Jack’s mom was gambling)
Mom: (shouting) Oh, my God, oh, my God. Jack, I become a millionaire.
Jake: It’s time for me to go. Good-bye, my friend. Take good care of yourself.
Prince: So do you, my friend. (They hugged) Go, go, I have a surprise for you down there.
(Jack rushed down. He saw a present was wrapped neatly. He tore it off and burst out of yelling.)
Jack: (hold the prince’s toy tightly and walked to the window, smiling at the stars.)
Thank you, my friend.
第二個
The Gifts （禮物）
作者：潘彩英
Mon.：Tomorrow will be Christmas. But Della feels very sad. Because she has no money to buy a present for her husband , Jim . She has only one dollar and eighty-seven cents . They have only 20 dollars a week, it doesn’t leave much for saving.
In fact, Della and Jim have two possessions in which they both take very great pride. One is Jim’s gold watch, which has been his father’s and his grandfather’s. The other is Della’s long beautiful hair.
D: Life is so hard for me. Though I saved the money for many months , I still have only one dollar and eighty seven cents.
D: I---- I---- I have to have my hair cut and sold it . In that way I can get some money and I can buy a beautiful present for Jim.
(At the shop—“Madame Sofronie. We Buy Hair Goods of All Kinds”)
D: Will you buy my hair?
M: Yes, I buy all kinds of hair. Sit down, please. Take your hat off and let me have a look. Oh, very beautiful. Very good! Twenty dollars , OK?
D: All right. But please give it to me quickly.
M: Here you are. Twenty dollars.
D: Thank you. Bye.
M: Bye.
Mon.：Della spent two hours in the streets. Then she stopped at a Gold Shop and bought a gold watch chain. Now ,Della is at home.
D: Oh, what a beautiful gold watch chain. I think it must match Jim's watch. When he sees it he must be very happy .
(Suddenly the door opened and in came Jim . )
J: You-----?
D: Jim. Don’t look at me that way. I had my hair cut off and sold it because I couldn’t have lived through Christmas without giving you a present. Jim, it will grow quickly. You don’t mind, do you ? I just had to do it. My hair grows very fast, you know. Say “Merry Christmas!” Jim, and let’s be happy.
J: You’ve cut off your hair?
D: I’ve cut it off and sold it. It’s sold. I tell you -sold and gone, too. It’s Christmas Eve , Jim. Be good to me, for it went for you.
J: Well , Della. Don’t make any mistake about me. I don’t think there’s anything about a hair cut that could make me love you any less. I know, it went for me. Look at this package .
D: What ?
J: Look at it yourself. You 'll see.
D:Ah! The combs. They were in the shop windows for many months!
J:Yes, the beautiful combs, pure tortoiseshell, with jewelry rims--just the color to wear in your beautiful, hair.
D: But , Jim. They are expensive combs. I know, my heart had longed for them without the least hope of possession. Now they are mine. Thank you Jim.
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J; Now, you will see why I was upset at first.
D: Jim, you don’t know what a nice –what a beautiful , nice gift I’ve got for you. Can you guess?
J: I'm sorry. I won't guess.
D: Look. A gold watch chain. Isn’t it lovely ,Jim? I hunted all over the town to find it. You’ll have to look at the time a hundred times a day now. Give me your watch. I want to see how it looks on it .
J: Della, Let’s put our Christmas gifts away and keep them a while. They’re too nice to use just at present. I sold the watch to get the money. And I bought the combs. Now, Let’s have our supper.
禮 物
旁白：明天是聖誕節，但是德拉覺得很難過，因為她無錢為她丈夫吉姆買壹聖誕禮物，她只有1.87美元，他們壹個月只有20美元的收入，那很難再從中省錢了。
事實上，德拉和吉姆有兩件讓他們引以為豪的寶貝，壹件是吉姆的金表，那是從他祖父和父親那裏留傳下來的，還有壹件是德拉那壹頭棕發，又長又美麗。
德拉：生活對我來說很困難，雖然我很多個月以前就開始存錢了，我仍然只有1.87美元。
德拉：我……我……我不得不剪了頭發去賣掉，那樣我就能得到壹些錢去買禮物給吉姆了。
（在店門口，寫著“夫人：我們買各種各樣的頭發”）
德拉：妳買我的頭發嗎？
夫人：是的，我們買各式的頭發，把妳的帽子脫下來，讓我看壹下妳的頭發。哦，很美的頭發，很好的發質，20美元，行不行？
德拉：好的，但是請妳快點把錢給我。
夫人：給妳，20美元。
德拉：謝謝妳，再見。
夫人：再見。
旁白：德拉在街上逛了2個小時，然後她在壹家金店止步，進去買了壹條金表鏈。現在德拉正在家裏。
德拉：哦，多麽漂亮的金鏈子，我想那壹定跟吉姆的手表很配，當他看到它的時候，壹定會很高興的。
（突然門打開了，吉姆走了進來）
吉姆：妳……？
德拉：吉姆，不要那樣看著我，我剪了我的頭發並賣了，因為我無法度過壹個我不送妳聖誕節禮物的聖誕節，吉姆，它會長得很快的，妳不會介意的，是不是？我必須這麽做，我的頭發長得很快的，這妳是知道的，說：“聖誕快樂！”，吉姆，讓我們高興起來。
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德拉：我剪了頭發並賣了，它被賣掉了，我跟妳說它被賣掉了，沒有了！現在是聖誕節前夜，對我好壹點，吉姆，那都是為了妳。
吉姆：哦，德拉，別誤會我，我想我不會因為妳剪了頭發而對妳的愛就減少了，我知道，那是為了我，看看這個包裹。
德拉：什麽？
吉姆：妳自己看吧！妳會明白的。
德拉：啊，是梳子！它們就是幾個月前陳列在櫥窗裏的那套。
吉姆：是的，那套漂亮的梳子，鑲珠寶的，那顏色正好配妳的發色。
德拉：但是，吉姆，那些都是很貴的，我知道，我壹直渴望但卻沒有絲毫的奢望擁有它。現在，它們是我的了，謝謝妳，吉姆。
吉姆：現在，妳知道我為什麽壹開始就那麽悲傷了吧。
德拉：吉姆，我給妳買了壹件又美麗又好的禮物，妳能猜出來嗎？
吉姆：對不起，我不想猜。
德拉：看，壹條金表鏈，吉姆，它是不是很可愛？我找遍了整個城才找
的，妳從現在起可得壹天要看壹百次時間了。把妳的表給我，我
想看壹下表鏈裝在表上的樣子。
吉姆：德拉，讓我們把聖誕禮物收起來珍藏壹段時間，它們太好了，但我
們現在用不著，我把表賣了。得到了錢才買了這梳子。現在讓我們
吃晚飯吧！