150詞英語幽默故事

One day a visitor from the city came to a *** all rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living. The city man saw a farmer in his yard, holding a pig up in his hands, and lifting it so that the pig could eat apples from an apple tree. The city man said to the farmer," I see that your pig likes apples, but isn"t that quite a waste of time?" The farmer replied," What"s time to a pig?" 壹天，有壹個城市裏的遊客來到壹個小鄉村，在鄉間路上開著車，想看看農莊是什麽樣子，也想看看農夫怎樣種田過日子。這位城裏人看見壹位農夫在宅後的草地上，手中抱著壹頭豬，並把它舉得高高的，好讓它能夠吃到樹上的蘋果。城裏人對農夫說，"我看妳的豬挺喜歡吃蘋果的，但是，這不是很浪費時間嗎?"那位農夫回答說，"時間對豬有什麽意義?" //yykt/Article/h/a/List_2 這裏是笑話的 //enread/essays/list_1這裏是壹些英語的美文 //for68/web/seyy_gs/more.asp?page=13&ac=2277 這裏是壹些少兒英語故事,比較有意思. 妳可以去看壹下的　so 常構成 so ＋adj＋a/an＋n的用法。如so good a day。多好和壹天。so many books。如此多的書。 我個人認為too常接不好方面的形容詞，very常接好的方面的形容詞。如 it is too hot today。 that man is too bad your spoken english is very good　選擇壹下吧： Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real. It made the old lady out of patience. At last she could not hold any more, uttering. "Trust me, Sir, and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America." 它們是從美國直接帶來的 壹位中國老婦人在美國看望女兒回來不久，到壹家市銀行存女兒送給她的美元。在銀行櫃臺，銀行職員認真檢查了每壹張鈔票，看是否有假。 這種做法讓老婦人很不耐煩，最後實在忍耐不住說：“相信我，先生，也請妳相信這些鈔票。這都是真正的美元，它們是從美國直接帶來的。” The mean man's party. The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot." "Why use my elbow and foot?" "Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not ing empty-hangded, are you?" 吝嗇鬼請客 壹個出了名的吝嗇鬼終於決定要請壹次客了。他在向壹個朋友解釋怎麽找到他家時說：“妳上到五樓，找中間那個門，然後用妳的胳膊肘按門鈴。門開了之後，再用妳的腳把門推開。” “為什麽要用我的肘和腳呢？” “妳的雙手得拿禮物啊。天哪，妳總不會空著手來吧？”吝嗇鬼回答。 The doctor lives downstairs "Doctor," she said loudly, bouncing into the room, "I want you to say frankly what's wrong with me." He surveyed her from head to foot. "Madam," he said at length, "I've just three things to tell you. First, your weight wants reducing by nearly fifty pounds. Second, your beauty could be improved if you used about one tenth as much rouge and lipstick. And third, I'm an artist---the doctor lives downstairs." 醫生住在樓下 “醫生”她沖進屋後大聲說道。 “我想讓妳坦率地說我到底得了什麽病。” 他從頭到腳打量打量她，然後大聲說：“太太，我有三件事要對妳說。第壹，您的體重需要減少大約50磅；第二，如果您要用上十分之壹的胭脂和口紅，您的美貌將會改變。第三，我是壹位畫家——醫生住在樓下。”　公園裏有三只蝴蝶，壹只是紅的，壹只是黃的，還有壹只是白的。它們每天在公園裏跳舞，做遊戲，它們玩得真高興。 There are three butterflies in a garden.One is red,one is yellow and another is white.Everyday,they play and dance in the garden.They are very happy. text-wav\英語故事演講\101三只蝴蝶.wav 那天，正當他們玩的時候，忽然下起雨來了，它們壹起飛到紅花那裏。“紅花，紅花，讓我們進來吧，讓我們進來吧！”“紅蝴蝶進來，黃蝴蝶、白蝴蝶出去。”“我們都是好朋友，要來壹塊兒來，要走壹塊兒走。” One day,when they are playing,it rains.They fly to the red flower."Red flower,red flower,please let us e in,please let us e in.""The red one can e in.The yellow and white ones go away.""We are good friends.We will e together and go together." text-wav\英語故事演講\102三只蝴蝶.wav 它們壹起飛到黃花那裏。“黃花，黃花，讓我們進來吧，讓我們進來吧！”“黃蝴蝶進來，紅蝴蝶、白蝴蝶出去。”“我們都是好朋友，要來壹塊兒來，要走壹塊兒走。” They fly to the yellow flower."Yellow flower,yellow flower,please let us e in,please let us e in.""The yellow one can e.The red and white ones go away.""We are good friends.We will e together and go together." text-wav\英語故事演講\103三只蝴蝶.wav 它們壹起飛到白花那裏。“白花，白花，讓我們進來吧，讓我們進來吧！”“白蝴蝶進來，紅蝴蝶、黃蝴蝶出去。”“我們都是好朋友，要來壹塊兒來，要走壹塊兒走。” They fly to the white flower."White flower,white flower,please let us e in,please let us e in.""The white one can e.The red and yellow ones go away.""We are good friends.We will e together and go together." text-wav\英語故事演講\104三只蝴蝶.wav 太陽出來了，雨停了，三只蝴蝶又在公園裏跳舞、做遊戲，它們幸福又愉快。 The sun rises,and the rain stops.The three butterflies are playing and dancing again.They are happy and gay. text-wav\英語故事演講\105三只蝴蝶.wav