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需要壹些夾雜著英語的漢語笑話

昨天來了個老外(要找某公司的頭兒),進到辦公室,前臺小姐左看右看,大家都在打遊戲,只有自己比較清閑,就面帶微笑的:

前臺小姐:“hello?“

老外:“hi.”

前臺小姐:“you have what thing?“

老外:“can you speak english?“

前臺小姐:“if i not speak english, i am speaking what?“

老外:“can anybody else speak english? “

前臺小姐:“you yourself look. all people are playing,no people have time,

you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go."

老外:“good heavens. anybody here can speak english?“

前臺小姐:“ shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing.

老外:“i want to speak to your head.“

前臺小姐:“head not zai.you tomorrow come.“