Two tomatoes went shopping
第壹顆番茄突然走的很快，第二顆番茄就問：我們要去哪裏？
One tomato suddenly started walking fast, the other tomato asked: where are we going?
第壹顆番茄沒回答，所以第二顆番茄又問了壹次。
There was no answer, and the other tomato asked again.
第壹顆又番茄沒回答，所以第二顆番茄又再問了壹次。
Again, there was no answer, so the other tomato asked a third time.
第壹顆番茄終於慢慢轉頭說：我們不是番茄嗎，我們會講話嗎？
The tomato slowly turned around and said: aren't we tomatoes? Are we supposed to talk?
我教妳個吧：
There's a family of tomatoes walking down the street. The daddy tomato, the mommy tomato and the baby tomato. The daddy tomato is becoming more and more annoyed with the baby tomato, because the baby tomato is taking its time dragging his feet. Finally the daddy tomato turns around walks back to where the baby tomato is, steps, squeezes the baby tomato and screams:"Ketchup!"