President Bush and Dick Cheney, were sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, “Isn’t that Bush and Cheney sitting over there?”The barman looks over and confirms, “Yep, that’s them.”
So the guy walks over and says, “Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?”Bush checks to make sure no one is listening in, and whispers, “We’re planning our next war.”
And the guy says, “Really? What’s going to happen?”
Bush says, “Well, we’re going to kill 140 million Iraqis and one bicycle repairman.”
The guy exclaimed, “A bicycle repairman? Why kill a bicycle repairman?”
And Bush turns to Cheney, punches him on the shoulder and says, “See, smart ass? I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis!”
不同的版本裏面布什跟不同的人坐在壹起 不過可以註意到原來說的是壹千四百萬伊拉克人 而不是中國版本的四千萬
不過 anyway 這僅僅是個笑話而已 作為總統說這種不負責的話太不合適
這個是我仔細調查過的 是編的 他沒有說過這種話