求魔獸裏壹則笑話的英文版

So, I have this idea for a great movie. It's about two gnomes who find a bracelet of power, and they have to take it to the Burning Steppes and cast it into the Cauldron. They form the Brotherhood of the Bracelet. Along the way they're trailed by a murloc named Gottum, who's obsessed with the bracelet, and nine bracelet bogeymen.

It could be a three-parter, called 'Ruler of the Bracelet'. The first part would be called 'The Brotherhood of the Bracelet', followed by 'A Couple of Towers', with a climactic ending called 'Hey, the King's Back!'

我有壹個很棒的電影創意，故事說的是有兩個侏儒找到壹個充滿力量的魔法手鐲。他們要把它拿到燃燒平原，扔到大熔爐裏給毀掉。於是他們組成了‘護鐲同盟’。在路上他們遇見了對手鐲高度癡迷的魚人‘高吐母’外加9個鐲靈跟蹤。我們可以把這個故事拍成電影就叫做‘手鐲之王’。第壹部叫‘護鐲同盟’，第二部叫‘兩座黑石塔’，高潮部分就叫‘嗨！國王回來了！’

是這個吧！雖然我不知道笑點在哪。。