顧客：小心，妳的大拇指在我湯裏了!
服務員：別擔心，先生，不是很燙!
Diner: Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup!
Waiter: Don't worry, Sir, it's not that hot!
壹個服務員給顧客拿來了牛排，大拇指在牛肉上。
“妳瘋了嗎?”顧客喊到，“妳的手在我的牛排上!”
“什麽?”服務員說，“妳想讓它再掉地上?”
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat.
"Are you crazy?" yelled the customer, "with your hand on my steak?"
"What" answers the waiter, "You want it to fall on the floor again?"
英語笑話：男女朋友篇
Boyfriend: Do you think my salary is sufficient for you?
Girlfriend: It is sufficient for me, but how will you survive?
男朋友：妳覺得我的薪水夠妳用嗎?
女朋友：是的，夠我用。但是，妳有錢生活嗎?