搞笑雙語英語笑話大全笑破妳的肚子
生化戰爭課的老師在課堂上問士兵們：?誰知道水的分子式?壹個士兵回答道。?是什麽H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.?什麽，什麽?老師又問道。?H to O?。想了解更多的英語笑話，請跟我來應屆畢業生笑話網吧。
我需要器官移植
The patient is adamant. "Doc, I need a liver transplant, a kidney transplant, a heart transplant, a cornea transplant, a spleen transplant, a pancreas trans. . ." "What makes you think you need all these?" Well, replied the patient, "My boss said if I wanted to keep my job I needed to get reorganized."
這個病人顯得很堅決。?醫生，我需要做肝臟移植、腎臟移植、心臟移植、角膜移植、脾臟移植、胰腺移植和 ?妳為什麽認為妳需要做這麽多移植手術?病人回答：?哦，是這樣，我的老板說如果我這個人不重新組裝的話，就別想保住我的'工作!?
埋在花園裏的槍
Guns Buried in the Garden An old man lived alone in Northern Ireland. His only son was in prison. The old man wanted to plant some potatoes in his garden but he didn't know anyone who would help him plow up the garden. He wrote to his son about it, and received this reply, "For HEAVENS SAKE, don't dig up that garden, that's where I buried the GUNS!" At 4 AM the next morning, a dozen British soldiers showed up and dug up the entire garden, but didn't find any guns. Confused, the man wrote to his son telling him what happened and asking him what to do next. His son's reply was: "Just plant your potatoes."
壹個老人獨居在北愛爾蘭，他的獨生子正在坐牢。老人想在花園裏種些土豆，但不知道誰可以幫忙把泥土翻松。他寫信想兒子提及此事，兒子回信說道：?看在上帝的面上，千萬不要翻松花園的泥土，我把槍埋在那兒了。?第二天淩晨4點，壹隊英國士兵出現在老人家中，在花園把土地翻遍，但並沒有找到任何槍支。? 老人寫信告訴兒子這件奇怪的事情，問到底發生了什麽事情，下壹步應該怎麽做。 兒子回信道：?妳只管種土豆好了。?
the formula for water
An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: "Anyone knows the formula for water?""Sure. That's easy," said one man."What is it?""H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.""What, what?" reasked the instructor."H to O," explained the chemistry expert.
生化戰爭課的老師在課堂上問士兵們：?誰知道水的分子式當然，太簡單了。?壹個士兵回答道。?是什麽H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.?什麽，什麽?老師又問道。?H to O，?化學專家解釋道。
frog 青蛙
Frog The science teacher lecturing his class in biology said, "Now I'll show you this frog in my pocket." He then reached into his pocket and pulled out a chicken sandwich. He looked puzzled for a second, thought deeply, and said, "That's funny. I distinctly remember eating my lunch."
老師正在給學生上生物課：?現在，我將要給妳們看我袋子裏的這只青蛙。?接著，他把手伸進口袋，卻拿出了壹份雞肉三文治。老師滿臉困惑地看了壹眼，沈思了壹會兒，說道：?真奇怪。我明明記得我已經把午飯吃掉了。?
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