在壹輛滿載乘客的公***汽車後面，壹位小個子青年在奔跑著。氣車仍在高速前進。 “停下吧，”壹位乘客把頭伸出窗子，對小個子喊道，“妳追不上的！” “我必須追上，”小個子氣喘籲籲地說，“我是司機！”
When Jack bowed to someone, he always did it at lightening speed. You shouldn't wait any longer after he has had his head nod. So he was blamed for no manners. Then some warmhearted men taught him, "When you bow to somebody next time, you can count 'January, February, March. until December. Then you can lift your body up. Thus, the ceremony will be perfect. The next day, he met his uncle, he did as the men told him. The bow was so long that it made his uncle feel surprised and escaped away soon . When Jack looked up, he found his uncle gone . So he asked the passer, "Which month did he go away?"
傑克給人鞠躬，飛快地壹點頭，就算完了。大家都怪他不懂禮貌。於是便有好心的人教他說，“下次鞠躬的時候，妳就在心裏數：正月、二月、……壹直數到十二月為止，然後再直起身來。這樣，禮節就周全了。” 第二天，傑克見到他的叔叔，他便如法炮制。這躬鞠得太久，叔叔吃了壹驚，趕緊逃開了。傑克擡頭壹看，其叔早已不知去向，他便問過路人：“我叔叔幾月走的？”
A tourist was visiting New Mexico and was amazed at the dinosaur bones lying about. "How old are these bones?" the tourist asked an elderly Native American, who served as a guide. "Exactly one hundred million and three years old. "How can you be so sure?" inquired the tourist. "Well," replied the guide, " a geologist came by here and told me these bones were one hundred million years old, and that was exactly three years ago.
壹位遊客在新墨西哥遊覽。他對隨處可見的恐龍化石甚感驚奇。 “這些化石有多長的歷史？”遊客問壹個上了年紀的當地美國人。他是作向導的。 “整整十億零三年了。” “妳怎麽這麽肯定？”遊客問道。 “哦，”向導回答道，“壹個地質學家來過這兒，他告訴我說這些化石有十億年了，再加上那是整整三年前的事了。”
A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean. The lawyer said, "I'm here because my house burned down, and the insurance company paid for everything."
"That's quite a coincidence," said the engineer. "I'm here because my house were destroyed by a flood, and my insurance company also paid for everything."
The lawyer looked somewhat confused. "How do you start a flood?" he asked.
壹個律師與壹個工程師在加勒比海邊釣魚。律師說：“我到這裏是因為我的房子被大火燒了，保險公司賠償了我所有的損失。”
“這太巧了，”工程師說，“我是因為房子被洪水沖垮了，保險公司也賠償了所有的損失。”
律師看起來有些困惑，“妳是怎麽引起洪水的？”他不解的問。