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求壹篇英語笑話,長度壹兩分鐘,初中水平,最快的加分!!!!!!

Two storks are sitting in their nest: a father stork and baby stork. The baby stork is crying and crying and father stork is trying to calm him. Don?t worry, son. Your mother will come back. She?s only bringing people babies and making them happy.

The next night, it?s father?s turn to do the job. Mother and son are sitting in the nest, the baby stork is crying, and mother is saying Son, your father will be back as soon as possible, but now he?s bringing joy to new mommies and daddies.

A few days later, the stork?s parents are desperate: their son is absent from the nest all night! Shortly before dawn, he returns and the parents ask him where he?s been all night.

The baby stork says, Nowhere. Just scaring the hell out of college students!

兩個鸛巢坐在父親鸛和白鸛寶寶。嬰兒鸛在哭泣,哭和父親鸛正試圖讓他平靜。不要擔心,兒子。妳媽媽會回來的。她只有把人民的嬰兒,使他們高興。

第二天晚上,這是父親的回合來完成這項工作。母親和兒子坐在巢中,嬰兒鸛在哭,媽媽說兒子,笑話的中國語會是妳的父親盡快,但現在他帶來歡樂,新媽媽們和爸爸。

幾天後,白鸛的父母感到絕望:他們的兒子是從巢整夜缺席!黎明前不久,他返回和家長問他,他壹直都晚。

寶寶鸛說,無處。剛出來的大學生,嚇唬地獄!