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要辦壹份英語手抄報,各位,提供壹些資料吧。比如說:英語小短文,小笑話,新聞,什麽的。急,謝了,拜托

英語幽默:English Humours

When Was Rome Built? 羅馬是什麽時候建成的?

Teacher: When was Rome built?

Tom: At night.

Teacher: Who told you that?

Tom: You did. You said Rome wasn't built in a day.

老師:羅馬是什麽時候建成的?

湯姆:在夜裏建成的。

老師:誰告訴妳的?

湯姆:是您啊。您說過羅馬不是在壹個白天建成的。

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孔子名言:Famous saying of Confucius

學而時習之,不亦說乎?

Is it not pleasant to learn with a constant perseverance and application?

溫故而知新,可以為師矣。

If a man keeps cherishing his old knowledge, so as continually to be acquiring new, he may be a teacher of others。

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英語格言:English proverbs

The time of life is short ; to spend that shortness basely, it would be too long .

人生苦短,若虛度年華,則短暫的人生就太長了。(英國劇作家 莎士比亞. W.)

Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.-Shakespeare

寧為聰明的愚夫,不作愚蠢的才子。-莎士比亞