"Your son just swallowed a nickel and coughed up two dimes!What shall I do ?"
Yelled back the father ,"Keep feeding him nickels!"
母親見三歲的兒子將壹枚五分鎳幣放進嘴裏吞了下去，她立刻將他抱起，頭朝下不停地拍打他的後背，他咳出了兩枚壹角的硬幣，她發狂似的朝正在外面的孩子父親喊道：
“妳兒子剛才吞下了壹枚五分鎳幣，可咳出兩枚壹角的硬幣！我該怎麽辦呢？“
孩子他爸大聲回答道：“再餵他幾枚五分鎳幣！”
Just Sew the Buttonhole
Husband: Did you sew the button on my shirt, darling?
Wife: No, dear. I couldn't find the button, so I just sewed up the buttonhole.
丈夫：妳給我把扣子縫好了嗎，親愛的？
妻子：沒有，親愛的。我找不到扣子，所以我只把扣眼兒給縫上了。