笑話,顧名思義,是壹種通過幽默的文字或圖示來達到令人會心壹笑或捧腹大笑效果的文學形式。我精心收集了最簡短的英語笑話，供大家欣賞學習!
最簡短的英語笑話篇1
嫩的稀奇!
Like most colleges，the food at St. Mary's College of Maryland scores low marks for both quality and variety.One exception is our annual steak-and-shrimp
night;but even this cari t escape the critics.
像很多大學壹樣，瑪麗蘭的聖?瑪麗學院的夥食無論從花樣上，還是從質量上評分都作低。咋壹的例外是我們每年的牛排大蝦之夜。但，即使是這天的食品，也很難逃脫評論
家的評論。我聽到壹個學生說:?這塊牛排應燒得再嫩壹點兒。?
"This steak could be a little more rare ," I overheard a fellow student say.
她的同伴說:?小聲點兒，壹年壹次就夠稀奇的了。(註:英語中，嫩和稀奇都是rare。)
"Pipe down,"whispered her companion. "Once a year is rare enough !?
最簡短的英語笑話篇2經驗
The manager of a fast-food franchise was approached by a teenager looking for a job. "Have you had any experience with fast food?"the manager asked.
壹位少年來封壹家快餐館找工作，經理問他:?妳有在快餐店工作的經臉嗎7"
The young man paused for a moment.?Well，?he replied，?I've eaten a lot of it.?
年輕人想了想說:?這麽說吧，我吃過很多次快餐。?
最簡短的英語笑話篇3買書，但不用!
" This is the book recommended this quarter,?announced my political science professor on the first day of class. "However，we won't use it much, because my primary purpose is to teach you to think.?
?這段時間，我推薦妳們用這本書。?政治經濟學教授在我們的第壹堂課上說。?可是，我們這本書用得不多。因為，我的主要目的是想教妳們怎樣思維。?
Angered that my hard-earned money had been wasted,I raised my hand，?You mean I just spent$22. 50 on a book I won't need?"
聽到這兒我感到很氣憤。難道我辛苦掙來的錢就這麽浪費掉了嗎?於是，我舉手問:?您是說，我剛花了22. 5美元買了本我們不用的書?
" Good，"replied the professor with a smile."Your re starting to think already."
?很好!"教授笑著說:?妳已經開始思考了。?