速求壹份在餐廳服務員和顧客的幽默對話 全過程 要英文版的！

1 肯得基服務員與顧客的暴笑對話~（超級幽默） 我：“歡迎光臨” 顧客：“給我壹個深海鯊魚堡的那個套餐” 我：“厄……先生，不好意思，沒有鯊魚堡，深海鱈魚堡可以嗎？” 顧客：“啊……沒有啦，那就來那個鱈魚堡吧”（心裏還很不情願） 我：“.……”（靠，妳怎麽不要鯨魚堡呢） 2 我：“歡迎光臨” 顧客：“請問大包的勁爆雞米花有多大？” 我：“這麽大”（給她指了指） 顧客：“中的呢？” 我：“這麽大”（我又指了指） 顧客：“那好吧，給我來個土豆泥” 我：……（別攔著我，讓我下去抽她！！！） 3 我：“歡迎光臨” 顧客：“給我來份中杯的小可樂和壹個不辣的香辣雞腿堡” 我：……(最後我給她拿了杯中可樂和壹個勁脆雞腿堡，媽的，懶得跟精神分裂的人廢話) 1Attendants will have to base the dialogue with customers暴笑~ (super humor)Customer: "I want a cup of juice and a nine-zhen Bao rape large popcorn chicken"Me: "Welcome"Customer: "Give me a deep-sea sharks that Fort packages"Me: "Eritrea ... ... Sir, I beg your pardon, there is no shark fort, Fort deep-sea cod can you?"Customer: "ah ... ... not you, then to Fort cod that it" (was also very reluctantly)I:. "... ..." (On, how can you not do whale fort)2Me: "Welcome"Customer: "Will the major package of Madden How much popcorn chicken?"Me: "so much" (pointing to her)Customer: "in it?"Me: "so much" (I pointed)Customer: "Well, give me mashed potatoes to a"I: ... ... (not stopping me, let me go on pumping her!!!)3Me: "Welcome"Customer: "Give me a small cup of Coke in a hot and spicy chicken fort"I: ... ... (Finally, I took her cup cola and crisp chicken legs壹個勁fort, mother, and not bother people with schizophrenia nonsense)