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Halloween 英語小笑話

1, a police dog on the road to see over a common dog, Xiong Xiong momentum to go on to question it: I am a police dog, you are what? Ordinary dogs to look and see it: idiot, clearly, it is Laozi's clothes

2, I have a request: Please, I eat. I hope you will be able to meet me. Otherwise, I put your phone number written on the wall, together with the front two words: Rush. I would also like to eat, or write to: marriage, Nannvjieke, limited conditions.

3, and his son hunting Creepers, a Shouzi making excessive demands on his son, his father said: let no meat! His son and making excessive demands on a fat man, his father said: put too tired! His son and a beautiful capture, his father said: to take home at night to eat your mother

4, one day we'll make a vow to a Jingpang, I would like a bent Xu also hope the well throw a coin, you would also like to make a wish, but you are not careful when bending the well samples, I was shocked, furans Nan himself: Ling really Hey!

5, you are my angel's wing, only to embrace each other in order to fly. I came to this world to find you, find you a lot of hard work only to find that: TMD! We'll wings is a side-shun!

6, four-year-old boy kissed a three-year-old girls, girls, boys: you kissed me, I'll be responsible for ah. Boys and girls mature and tapped on the shoulder and said with a smile: Do not worry, we are not one of the two-year-old child!

7, George W. Bush late at night to see bin Laden to stand in his own bed, the first batch distributed in turn Bush said: Hello bold, the White House Yechuang dare! Bin Laden's beard chest Shuaile Shuai, a ghastly smile, said: Piaorou, is one such self-confidence!

8, monkeys picked up a card, it would like to see clearly what is the cards, climbed on the branch point of view, this time a lightning strike in it. Monkey cried: IP is the original card ah!

9, Zheng's daughter-in-law set no husband, father-in-law would be to go home. See father-in-law face, then asked: Davis, hi definition? Displeasure of the father-in-law, continue to face. Angry daughter-in-law, asked: Davis, ZHENG definition? Father-in-law was furious: wash!

10, a dyspepsia patients complain to doctors: I recently very normal, what to eat, what la, la eat cucumber cucumber, watermelon eating watermelon and Latin America, how can resume normal? Dr silent for a moment, you can only be a Chishi.

11, a rat: I love bats, and now, after the kids living in the air, you are not afraid of the cat. A sneer cats, owls, pointing to a tree: do not see that she had been pregnant with my child has been!

12, Wolf invasion, the establishment of small animals against death squads. Mantis: I have a Double. Hedgehog: I have covered all hidden weapon. Hope Huang margin tentacles while singing: Ah! I have nunchakus nunchakus! Hengheng ha ha!