超級搞笑英語笑話

　總是有些時候莫名其妙的不開心，心情不佳的時候就會辦什麽都不在狀態，妳會這樣麽?這裏我收集整理了超級搞笑英語笑話，讓妳的心情速速好起來。

超級搞笑英語笑話壹：

　One day, the father lets eight year-old son send a letter, the son took the letter , the father then remembered didn't write the address and addressee's name on the envelope.

　After the son comes back, the father asks him: "You have thrown the letter in the mail box?"

　"Certainly"

　"You have not seen on the envelope not to write the address and the addressee name?"

　"I certainly saw nothing written on the envelope."

　"Then why you didn't take it back?"

　"I also thought that you do not write the address and the addressee, is for does not want to let me know that you do send the letter to who!"

　有壹天,父親讓八歲的兒子去寄壹封信,兒子已經拿著信跑了,父親才想起信封上沒寫地址和收信人的名字。

　兒子回來後,父親問他:?妳把信丟進郵筒了嗎當然?妳沒看見信封上沒有寫地址和收信人名字嗎?

　?我當然看見信封上什麽也沒寫?那妳為什麽不拿回來呢?

　?我還以為妳不寫地址和收信人,是為了不想讓我知道妳把信寄給誰呢!?

超級搞笑英語笑話二：Dumb Robber

　Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect who just couldn't control himself during a lineup. When detectives asked each man in the lineup to repeat the words, "Give me all your money or I'll shoot," the man shouted, "That's not what I said!"

超級搞笑英語笑話三：我對她不了解

　As a courier for an express delivery service，I tried to deliver a package that required refrigeration, but found no one home. I went to the house next door and told the woman who answered that I had a package for her neighbor."Oh，she works Monday through Friday and every other Saturday,?said the woman，?said the woman, "and some Sundays. She leaves about 7:40 in the morning and gets home around 5:30，unless she goes to the store, in which case it's closer to seven. And she's going to the store tonight because her kids are coming to visit her all the way from California!"

　我是壹名快件郵遞員。我曾壹次送壹個需冷東的包裹。但主人不在家。我便敲開了鄰居的門，那鄰居說我說的包裹是她的鄰居的`。?噢，她從星期壹到星期五，包括每隔壹個星期六工作。?那位女鄰居說.?有時她星期天也工作。她每天早上七點四十離家，下午五點半回來。如果她要去商店，差不多七點才能回來。今天晚上她要去商店的，因為她的孩於將

　特地從加利福尼亞來看她。?

　When she paused to take a breath, I asked if she would accept her neighbor's package. "Oh，no, I can't do that，?she said. "I don't know her that well.?

　她停下喘氣的工夫，我問她能否替鄰居先把這包裹收下。?峨，不行，我可不能收。?她說:?我對她不怎麽了解。?

超級搞笑英語笑話四：CD唱機

　While shopping for my first CD player, I was able to decipher most of the technicalese on the promotional signs. One designation had me puzzled, though, so I called over a salesperson and asked, What does 'hybrid pulse D/A converter' mean?That means, she said, that this machine will read the digital information that is encoded on CDs and convert it into an audio signal - that is, into music.In other words this CD player plays CDs.Exactly.

　在購買我的第壹部CD唱機時，我能夠解讀推銷標記上面的大多數技術語言。但是有壹個標示卻讓我頗為迷惑，於是我叫過銷售商，問道：?混合脈沖D/A變換器?是什麽意思?它的意思是，她說，這個機器能夠讀CD碟上加碼的數字信息，將它轉換成聲音信息-也就是說，轉換成音樂。換句話說，這個CD唱機能夠播放CD碟。正是如此。

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