英語笑話精彩逗人

英語笑話精彩逗人

　笑壹笑，十年少，笑話能使我們開心，歡迎欣賞英語笑話精彩逗人!

英語笑話精彩逗人(壹)

　A young mother believed that it was very wrong to waste any food when there were so many hungry people in the world. One evening, she was giving her small daughterher tea before putting her to bed. First she gave her a slice of fresh brown bread and butter, but the child said that she did not want it like that. She asked for some jam on her bread as well.Her mother looked at her for a few seconds and then said, When I was a small girl like you, Lucy, I was always given either bread and butter, or bread and jam, but never bread with butter and jam.Lucy looked at her mother for a few moments with pity in her eyes and then said to her kindly, Aren't you pleased that you've come to live with us now?

　壹位年輕的母親認為，世界上還有許多受饑餓的人，浪費食物真不應該。有天晚上，在安排幼小的女兒睡覺之前，她給女兒餵夜宵。她先給她壹片新鮮的黑面包和黃油，但孩子說她不喜歡這樣吃。她還要壹些果醬塗在面包上。母親看了女兒幾秒鐘，隨即說道，露茜，當我象妳壹樣小的時候，總是吃面包加黃油，或者面包加果醬，從來沒有面包既加黃油又加果醬。露茜看了母親壹會兒，眼中露出憐憫的神情，然後她柔聲說：您現在能跟我們生活在壹起難道不感到高興嗎?

英語笑話精彩逗人(二)

　joe and fred were helping to build a house in a village. the weather was very warm, there was a lot of dust everywhere, and by half past twelve, they were very thirsty, so they stopped work to have their lunch. they found the nearest small bar, went in and sat down with their sandwiches.

　喬和佛瑞德在壹個村子裏幫忙蓋壹間房子。天氣很暖和，到處都有許多灰塵。12點半的時候，他們覺得非常口渴，便停下來去吃午飯了。他們找到最近的壹家酒吧，走進去坐下吃他們的三明治。

　good afternoon, gentlemen. what can i get you? the man behind the bar asked.

　下午好，先生。妳們想要點什麽?櫃臺後面的伺應問道。

　joe looked at fred and said, beer, i think. yes, a pint of beer each. is that all right for you, fred?

　喬看了看佛瑞德說：我想，啤酒吧。好，那就每人壹品脫啤酒。這樣可以嗎，佛瑞德?

　yes, that's all right. fred said. then he turned to the man behind the bar and said, and i want it in a clean glass! don't forget that.

　好的`，可以。佛瑞德說。然後他轉過去跟櫃臺後面的侍應說：我要啤酒裝在壹個幹凈的杯子裏!別忘了。

　the man behind the bar filled the glasses and brought them to joe and fred. then he said. which of you asked for the clean glass?

　櫃臺後面的侍應倒滿杯子後，拿給喬和佛瑞德，接著說：剛才哪壹位要幹凈的杯子的?

英語笑話精彩逗人(三)

　during the doctor's periodic visit to my elderly mother, i told him that mother would be celebrating her 98th birthday in few days. delighted by the news, he bent down and gave her a kiss for the occasion. he then announced that he, too, would be celebrating a birthday in few days and asked for a kiss in return.

　醫生按期來探視我的老母。我告訴他母親不幾天就要慶祝她98歲的生日了。醫生聽了也很高興，為此，他彎下腰來親了她壹下。然後他說不幾天他也要慶祝自己的生日，並要求她還他壹個吻。

　when he left, my mother shook her head in disgust. "can you imagine, " she said. "seventy dollars and i had to kiss him too!

　醫生走後，我母親厭惡地搖搖頭。?妳能想象嗎，?她說，?付了他70元，我還得親他!?

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