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短小幽默的英語小故事

短小幽默的英語小故事

1.Lady First 女士優先

A teacher asked her class: "Is the sentence ' The ox and

the cow are in the fields' correct?" Most of the children said: "Yes, it is all

right!" And only one little boy said: "No, it is not correct. The lady must be

mentioned first."

女士優先

壹位老師問班上的學生:”公牛和母牛在田裏“這個句子對嗎?” 大多數學生回答說:“對,壹點不錯。”

只有壹個小男孩說:“不對,應該先說女士。”

2.Where is the egg?

Teacher:Can you make a sentence with the word "egg"?

Student:Yes.I ate a piece of cake yesterday.

Teacher:Then where is the “egg"?

Student:In the cake,Sir.

雞蛋在哪裏?

老師:妳能用“雞蛋”壹詞造句嗎?

學生:可以。我昨天吃了壹塊蛋糕。

老師:“雞蛋”在哪?

學生:在蛋糕裏,先生。