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哪裏有英語小笑話?

(壹)Lady first

A teacher asked her class ,"Is the sentence `The ox(公牛)and the cow(母牛)are in the fields'correct"

Most of the children said,"Yes,that is right!"

And only one little boy said,"No,it is not correct ,The lady must be mentioned first."

(二) How important the pronunciation is!

Teacher:How many "ankles(腳脖子)"do you have?Student:"Uncles?"

Teacher:Yes!

Student:I have two "uncles".

Teacher:Where are they?

Student:One is in Beijing ,and the other is in shanghai.

Teacher: