關於酒的英語笑話

The Advantage of Alcohol　　In order to prove the harmful effect of alcohol,the teacher put a bug into a glass filled with alcohol,soon the bug died. The teacher asked a student,"what does this show?"　　The student answered,"It shows that people won't get parasites if they drink more alcohol."　　酒的好處　　為了證明酒精對生物的危害，老師把壹只蟲子放入裝有酒精的杯子裏，蟲子很快就死了。老師問壹個學生：“這說明了什麽?”　　學生答道：“說明人多喝酒，就不會長蟲子。”　　3.Exchange the Tortoise for the Wolf　　Teacher:Some students are becoming arrogant.Do you remember the story about race between the hare and the tortoise?Now,Xiaoming,will you please tell us why the hare was defeated by the tortoise?　　Xiaoming:Because the hare fell asleep.　　Teacher:Absolutely right!What should we do so that the hare won't fall asleep?　　Xiaoming:Exchange the tortoise for the wolf.