Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: "I'm not dead. I'm still alive." "Be quiet, "said the wife. "the doctor knows better than you!"
醫生懂得多
壹個男人在街上被出租車撞倒送進了醫院.他的妻子站在他的床前對醫生說:"我想他傷得很厲害."醫生說:"我怕他已經死了."聽到醫生的話,這個男人轉動著頭說:"我沒死,我還活著."妻子說:"安靜,醫生比妳懂得多."
A man approached a beautiful woman in a supermarket
and asked her, “You know, I've lost my wife here in
the supermarket. Can you please talk to me for a few
minutes?” The woman asked him, “Why?” “Oh,
you know, because every time I talk to a beautiful
woman, my wife will appear out of nowhere!”
巧施妙計
在超市裏，有位男士走向壹位美麗的女子，問她說：
「我在超市和我太太走散了，妳能和我聊天幾分鐘嗎？」
這位女子問道：「為什麽呢？」「喔，因為每次我和
美女講話時，我太太就會出其不意冒出來！」
Mother Knows the Best
It was a couple's wedding night, and the bride got
all dressed up in her beautiful nightgown and
began waiting in bed. But a half an hour, one hour,
an hour and a half and then two hours passed by,
and her groom was still standing next to the
bedroom window, looking at the moon and stars.
So she couldn't bear it any longer and said, "Honey,
what's the problem? Come to bed with me." But
the groom said, "No way." And the bride said,
"Why is that? It's our wedding night." And he
replied, "Precisely. My mother told me that this
would be the most beautiful night of my whole
life, so I don't want to miss a minute of it."
謹遵母訓
新婚之夜，新娘穿上美麗的睡袍，在床上等候新郎。
但是，半個小時、壹個小時、壹個半小時、兩個小時
都過去了，新郎始終站在窗戶旁，看著天上的月亮
和星星。這時，新娘再也忍不住了，問道：「親愛的，
怎麽了？過來床上陪我啊！」但是新郎回答：
「不行！」新娘就問他：「為什麽？今晚是我們的
新婚之夜啊！」新郎回答：「沒錯！我媽媽告訴我，
今晚將是我壹生中最美的夜晚，
所以壹分壹秒我都不想錯過！」