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英語笑話:擁擠的商店

The Crowded Store

 It was the day of the big sale. Rumors of the sale (and some advertising in the local paper) were the main reason for the long line that formed by 8:30

the store's opening time

in front of the store.

 A *** all man pushed his way to the front of the line

only to be pushed back

amid loud and colorful curse. On the man's second attempt

he was punched square in the jaw

and knocked around a bit

and then thrown at the end of the line again.

 As he got up

he said to the person at the end of the line

” That does it! If they hit me one more time

I won't open the store!"壹天,壹個商店降價大甩賣。人們在開店之前就排在了商店門前,排成了很長的壹隊。壹個身材矮小的人推擠著想到隊伍的前面,但被推了回來,而且被咒罵著插隊。那個人又壹次努力往前擠, 但是又被擠到了最後面,而且下巴被重重的碰了幾下,他對最後壹個人說:“如果他們再次這樣對我,我就不去開商店門了!!!”

 NOTE

 pushed his way to 往某處擠過去