英文手抄報中，幽默、笑話這壹版塊的題目是什麽？（答案要中英文對照），謝謝！

英： than he a little more : mom for small hao learning is always special care. Once, she asked me about the math test results. "I've heard on the math quiz, los los took an examination of 95 minutes, how much you biennial exam?" "I'm a little more than he." "Are you took an examination of 96 minutes?" "No, I took an examination of 9.5 points.

中：比他多壹點兒：媽媽對小浩的學習總是特別關心。壹次，她問起了數學測驗的成績。 “我聽說在這次數學小測驗中，洛洛考了95分，妳二年生考了多少？” “我比他多壹點兒。” “妳是考了96分嗎？” “不是，我考了9.5分。”

英： all wipe : the baby with a piece of rag, said happily: "mom, I learn to use wiping cloth!" "That you wipe?" "I just use it grazed the table, and the toilet brush, brush, is now ready to wipe bowl".

中：都擦擦：寶寶拿著壹塊抹布，高興地說：“媽媽，我學會用揩布了！” “那妳擦什麽了？” “我剛用它擦過桌子，又擦了馬桶，還擦過地，現在正準備去擦碗”。

英：

, mother: a swim

Xiao Ming: mom, you become more and more like a fish

Mom: you mean like a mermaid?

Xiao Ming: no, you of the crow's feet more and more

中：1、媽媽：遊泳真好

小明：媽媽，妳愈來愈像魚了

媽媽：妳是說像美人魚嗎？

小明：不是，妳的魚尾紋愈來愈多了