英語笑話三人對話

英語笑話三人對話

　"Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?"

　"No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other , so I am trying to stop it."

　?孩子，妳為什麽用棉花塞住耳朵?它感染了嗎?

　?沒有，老師。可是妳昨天說妳告訴我的知識都是壹個耳朵裏進，壹個耳朵裏出，所以我要把它堵在裏面。?

　TWO： Teacher：We all know that beat causes an object to expand an cold cauese it to contract. Now，can anyone give me a good example?

　John：Well ，in the summer the days are long，and in the winter the days are short.

　老師：我們都知道熱脹冷縮的'道理。現在，誰給我舉個例子?

　約翰：嗯，在夏天天都長，在冬天天都短。

　A Good Boy

　Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"

　"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.

　"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"

　"She is the one who sells the candy."

　好孩子

　小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。

　?昨天給妳的錢幹什麽了?

　?我給了壹個可憐的老太婆，?他回答說。 ?妳真是個好孩子，?媽媽驕傲地說。?再給妳兩分錢。可妳為什麽對那位老太太那麽感興趣呢?

　?她是個賣糖果的。?

　Sleeping Pills

　Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills.

　Sunday night Bob took the pills, slept well and was awake before he heard the alarm. He took his time getting to the office, strolled in and said to his boss: "I didn't have a bit of trouble getting up this morning."

　"That's fine," roared the boss, "but where were you Monday and Tuesday?"

　安眠藥

　鮑勃晚上失眠。他去看醫生，醫生給他開了壹些強力安眠藥。

　星期天晚上鮑勃吃了藥，睡得很好，在鬧鐘響之前就醒了過來。他到了辦公室，遛達進去，對老板說：?我今天早上起床壹點麻煩都沒有。?

　?好啊!?老板吼道，?那妳星期壹和星期二到哪兒去了?

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