2我愛羅：為什麽。。。為什麽妳要救他？
凱：因為這家夥是。。。這家夥是我值得珍惜的親愛的部下！I love Luo: Why. . . Why do you want to rescue him? is triumphant: Because this fellow is. . . This fellow is the dear subordinate who I am worth treasuring!
3到無所謂非要當上中忍，但男人還是不想輸給女人的。不過話說回來，男人是不該打女人的，當然也不想被女人打
To does not matter must work as endures, but the man does not want to lose to the woman. However, the man should not hit the woman, certainly does not want to hit by the woman
4我本來想過著隨便當個忍者，隨便賺點錢，然後和不美又不醜的女人結婚生兩個小孩，第壹個是女孩，第二個是男孩。等長女結婚，兒子也能夠獨擋壹面的時候，就從忍者的工作退休。之後，每天過著下將棋或圍棋的悠閑隱居生活，然後比自己的老婆還要早老死，我就是想過這種生活。I had thought originally along with lunch enduring, is making a money casually, then and is not beautiful not the ugly woman to marry has two children, first is a girl, second is a boy. And so on eldest daughters marry, the son can also keep off time alone at the same time, from enduring work retirement. Afterward, is crossing every day under lives in seclusion leisurely and carefree the chess or the Chinese chess the life, then compares own wife also to pass away early, I have thought this kind of life
5不行也得行,因為我是五代火影.It is not good also very good, because I am the Five Dynasties fire shade.
6 我就是我,妳就是妳,總是在意別人說什麽,是件很無趣的事,只要順其自然快活地過活就好.
I am I, you am you, always cared about others to say anything, was a very senseless matter, so long as allowed nature to take its course earns a living well merrily.
7壹個連同伴都救不了的家夥,有什麽資格當火影? Cannot rescue the companions the fellow, what qualifications has to work as fire shade?
8男人被甩過才會變強，沒有肚量把這個當笑話說的男人是無能的，而且，幸福什麽的不是男人應該追求的東西。The man is flung will have only then stiffened, does not have the tolerance this, when the joke said the man is incompetent, moreover, happy anything is not the thing which the man should pursue.
9妳和我是獨壹無二的兄弟，作為妳要超越的高墻，我會永遠和妳在壹You and I are unique brothers, takes tall wall which you must surmount, I forever with you in the same place, even if will be is being hated by you - - that is genuine elder brother.起，就算是被妳憎恨著——那才是真正的哥哥。
10人活著是沒有意義的，但只要活著就能找到有趣的東西，就象妳找到了這支花，而我找到了妳。
The human lives is not having the significance, so long as but lived can find the interesting thing, looked like you to find this flower, but I have found you.
11各位--早呀！今天我在人生的道路上迷路了。
Each--Early! Today I became lost on the life path
12我總是覺得我不是死肥豬！我只是比較豐滿而已！I always thought that I am not the dead fat pig! I only am quite plentiful!
13好痛……雖然沒有流血…… 但我覺得這裏好痛……
Good pain ......Although has not bled ...... But I think here good pain ......
14.戰爭的理由之類的東西是什麽都可以，宗教、思想、資源、土地、怨恨、戀愛，很多很多，不管是什麽無聊的理由，都可以成為戰爭的理由，戰爭是絕對不會消失的。War's reason and so on thing is anything may, the religion, the thought that the resources, the land, the hate, the love, are many, no matter is any bored reason, may become war's reason, the war is will not vanish absolutely.
15不相信自己的人 連努力的價值都沒有。Did not believe that own person link the value diligently not to have.
16我想證明，即便是 不會忍術、不會幻術、也能成為壹名優秀的忍者、這是我生命的全部，這就是我的忍道。 I want to prove, even if will not endure the technique, the imaginary technique, also not to be able to become one outstandingly to endure, this is my life entirety, this will be I endures the road.
翻譯完畢，順便說壹下，在網上用翻譯工具也可以的，比如在百度上搜雅虎翻譯，沒必要浪費分的。