英文的幽默笑話?

The teacher put a bug into alcohol, the bug died. The teacher asked ,"what does this show?" A student answered,"It shows that people won't get parasites if they drink more alcohol." 把蟲子放入酒中，蟲子死了。老師問：“這說明了什麽？” 學生答：“說明人多喝酒，就不會長蟲子。”

A tourist asks a man in uniform:"Are you a policeman"? Man:"No, I am an undercover detective".Tourist:"So why are you in uniform?" Man: "Today is my day off".

遊客問壹個穿制服的男人，“妳是警察嗎？” “不是，我是壹名便衣偵探。” “為什麽穿制服？”“今天我休息。”

Teacher：Who can tell me the difference between lightning and electricity？ Student：You don’ t have to pay for lightning. 老師：誰能告訴我閃電與電的區別？ 學生：閃電不用付錢。贊同0| 評論