A mother is very good at using every chance to educate his son, who was only three years old. One day, she took a plug and said to her son, " Look, there are two pieces of copper, so it must be plugged in a place where there are two holes. Where do you think it should be plugged?" She waited for an answer expectfully .
"Plug in nose." is the answer.
插在何處 壹位母親十分善於利用每壹個機會對孩子進行教育。她的兒子只有三歲。壹天，她拿著壹個插頭對兒子說：“看，這裏有兩個銅片，那它壹定要插在有兩個孔的地方。妳說它應該插在哪兒呢？”母親期待著兒子的回答。“插在鼻子裏！”兒子回答說。
Beer
The professor rapped on his desk and shouted:
“Gentlemen, order!”
The entire class yelled “Beer!”
啤酒
教授敲打著桌子喊道：“諸位，請安靜！”
全班大聲喊：“啤酒！”
The Fish Net
"Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?"
"A lot of little holes tied together with strings." replied the little girl.
魚網
”妳能告訴我魚網是什麽做的嗎，安？“ 老師發問道。
”把許多小孔用繩子栓在壹起就成了魚網了。“小女孩回答道。
High and Low Voice
“Can you explain to me what the difference is between a high-pitched and low-pitched voice?”
“A high-pitched voice is when my father scolds me；a low-pitched voice is when my father speaks with his boss.”
高音和低音 “妳能解釋壹下高音和低音的區別嗎？” “高音就是我父親責備我的時候，低音就是我父親對他老板說話的時候。”