There was an idiotic guy who wrote a letter and put
a stamp on it and everything. Outside the envelope
he wrote, "To my Brother, the Engineer in Saigon."
When his friend looked at the envelope, he said,
"My God, why did you address the envelope like that!
How will anyone be able to find your brother?"
So the first guy said, "You idiot, I only have one
brother who's an engineer!
郵差也要超能力
有個傻瓜寫了封信，他貼好郵票後，便在信封上寫著：
「給我的哥哥--西貢的工程師。」他朋友看到了就說：
「天啊！妳這樣寫，郵差怎麽找得到妳哥哥？」
傻瓜回答：「妳真笨！我只有壹個當工程師的哥哥啊！」
Two psychiatrists were at a convention. “What was your most difficult case?” one asked the other.
“Once I had a patient who lived in a pure fantasy world,” replied his colleague. “He believed that a wildly rich uncle in South America was going to leave him a fortune. All day long he waited for a make?believe letter to arrive from a fictitious attorney. He never went out or did anything. He just sat around and waited.”
“What was the result?”
“It was an eight?year struggle, but I finally cured him. And then that stupid letter arrived...”
兩個精神病專家在壹次會議上碰見了。其中壹個問另壹個：“妳最棘手的病例是什麽樣的?”
“我曾有過壹個病人，他生活在壹個純幻想的世界裏，”他的同行回答。“他堅信南美有個大富翁叔叔要留給他壹筆遺產。他整天等待著從壹個虛構的律師那兒收到證實信。他從不出門，無所事事，只是坐著幹等。”
“結果如何?”
“經過長達8年的努力，我終於把他給治好了。可就在那時，那封荒唐的信到了……”