"Your son just swallowed a nickel and coughed up two dimes!What shall I do ?"
Yelled back the father ,"Keep feeding him nickels!"
母親見三歲的兒子將壹枚五分鎳幣放進嘴裏吞了下去，她立刻將他抱起，頭朝下不停地拍打他的後背，他咳出了兩枚壹角的硬幣，她發狂似的朝正在外面的孩子父親喊道：
“妳兒子剛才吞下了壹枚五分鎳幣，可咳出兩枚壹角的硬幣！我該怎麽辦呢？“
孩子他爸大聲回答道：“再餵他幾枚五分鎳幣！”
Just Sew the Buttonhole
Husband: Did you sew the button on my shirt, darling?
Wife: No, dear. I couldn't find the button, so I just sewed up the buttonhole.
丈夫：妳給我把扣子縫好了嗎，親愛的？
妻子：沒有，親愛的。我找不到扣子，所以我只把扣眼兒給縫上了。
A tiger caught a Deer.
The tiger plans to eat the deer, so the deer screamed: " you can't eat me
The tiger hesitated, feeling very strange, so he asked the deer: " why can't i eat you?
The deer said:" Because im a protected second class animal in the country, so, no matter what you can't eat me !"
The tiger after hearing what the deer said, laughed and said " haha, then i should really eat you !
Deer asked : " why ?"
" because im a first class protected animal in the country" Tiger proudly said
壹只老虎抓到壹頭鹿.
"老虎打算吃了這頭鹿.鹿急忙大叫：“妳不能吃我？”
老虎壹楞，感到很奇怪，於是問鹿：“為什麽我不能吃妳？”
鹿說：“因為我是國家二級保護動物，所以，妳無論如何也不能吃了我！”
老虎聽完笑著說：“呵呵，那麽我更應該要吃妳了
鹿說：“為什麽？”
“因為我是國家壹級動物！”老虎得意地說。