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中英文對照低碳小笑話(急需呀!)好的加分

The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more

you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to

learn.

學的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘記的越多, 忘記的越多,知道的越少,為什麽學來著? The first day, a small rabbit to the river fishing, caught nothing, go home.

The third day, first came to the river in small rabbit, a big fish to jump out from the river, is directed at a small rabbit exclaimed:

He * If you are the籮蔔Hu dares to use bait when I died on the flat you!

See **** first three places to find a rabbit. 第壹天,小白兔去河邊釣魚,什麽也沒釣到,回家了。

第二天,小白兔又去河邊釣魚,還是什麽也沒釣到,回家了。

第三天,小白兔剛到河邊,壹條大魚從河裏跳出來,沖著小白兔大叫:

妳他*的要是再敢用胡籮蔔當魚餌,我就扁死妳! TOM'S EXCUSE

Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?

Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go

Slow".

湯姆的借口

老師:湯姆,您為什麽每天上學遲到?

湯姆:我每次路過拐角,壹個路標上面寫著:"學校----慢行。" Two twins went to the kindergarten.“Who's the elder and who's the younger one?” asked a nurse.One of them winked and said,“Elder brother,don't tell her.”不 要 告 訴 她 兩個雙胞胎走進幼兒園。“妳們兩個誰大誰小?”保育員問。其中的壹個眨了眨眼睛說,“哥哥,不要告訴她。”