求用英文翻譯壹個笑話

California a restaurant by using unclean tableware, leading to more than 200 people diarrhea vomiting, only a 15 years old girl from China that's ok, not only without any uncomfortable feeling, is also actively involved in rescue patients, in an interview with the girl, said: "poison milk powder, Sudan red, gutter oil are to die me, that you calculate a fart ah, I live in China for 15 years, that there is resistance!"