where he was greeted by a sentry（哨兵） . When the guard looked in the trunk
he was surprised to find six sacks bulging at the seams（縫合線） ."What's in here?" he asked."Dirt
" the driver replied."Take them out
" the guard instructed. "I want to check them."Obliging
the man removed the bags
and sure enough
each one of them contained nothing but dirt. Reluctantly
the guard let him go.A week later the man came back
and once again
the sentry looked in the truck."What's in the bags this time?" he asked."Dirt
more dirt." said the believing him
the guard checked the sacks and
once again
he found nothing but same thing happened every week for six months
and it finally became so frustrating to the guard that he quit and became a bartender（酒保） one night
the suspicious-looking fellow happened to stop by for a drink. Hurrying over to him
the former guard said
"Listen
pal
drinks are on the house（免費） tonight if you'll do me a favor: Just tell me what the hell you were *** uggling all that time."Grinning broadly
the man leaned close to the bartender's ear and whispered
"Cars."壹個形跡可疑的人開車來到邊境，哨兵迎了上去。哨兵在檢查汽車行李箱時，驚奇地發現了六個接縫處鼓得緊繃繃的大口袋。“裏面裝的是什麽？”他問道。“土。”司機回答。“把袋子拿出來”，哨兵命令道：“我要檢查。”那人順從地把口袋搬了出來。確實，口袋裏除了土以外，別無他特。哨兵很不情願地讓他通過了。壹周後，那人又來了，哨兵再次檢查汽車上的行李箱。“這次袋子裏裝的是什麽？”他問道。“土，又運了壹些土。”那人回答。哨兵不相信，對那些袋子又進行了檢查，結果發現，除了土以外，仍舊壹無所獲。同樣的事情每周重演壹次，壹***持續了六個月。最後，哨兵被弄得灰心喪氣，幹脆辭職去當了酒吧侍者。有天夜裏，那個形跡可疑的人碰巧途經酒吧，下車喝酒。那位從前的哨兵急忙迎上前去對他說，“我說，老兄，妳要是能幫我壹個忙，今晚的酒就歸我請客。妳能不能告訴我，那段時間妳到底在走私什麽東西？”那人俯身過來，湊近侍者的耳朵，裂開嘴笑嘻嘻地說：“汽車。”