跪求超級幽默《英文》冷笑話，要帶翻譯的那種 不是很長的 急急急急！！

One day,a man go to fishing,He catch the squid,He said to the squid:""I'll roast you." That squid said:"please,don't roast me ."The man said:"ok,I ask you a question."That squid said:"alright alright,you ask,you ask."That man roast that squid! 有壹天，有壹個人去釣魚，他釣到壹只魷魚，他對那只魷魚說：我要烤了妳。那只魷魚就說：求求妳，不要烤了我。那個人就說：那好吧，我考妳壹個問題。那只魷魚就說：好啊好啊，妳考吧妳考吧。結果那個人就把那只魷魚給烤了。 祝妳開心！