形如two to two to two two 這樣的壹句英語冷笑話，加翻譯。謝謝

By policy,the police impolitely sliced the politician's politics books.

根據政策，警方不客氣地把政客的政治書籍切成了薄片。

That person personally persuaded the personnel with persuasive words.

那個人用有說服力的話親自說服了人事部門。