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誰能給我壹個英文笑話?下星期上外教課要用啊

這是我昨天(二月28日)在紐約郵報"New York Post看到的壹則消息,覺得挺好笑.紐約郵報每天都有壹小版叫"Weird But True",講世界上發生的真實但卻奇裏古怪的事.

A Sudanese man was forced to married a goat after he was caught having sex with the animal.

The goat's owner, who caught the pair in flagrante delicto, brought the goat lover to local lawmakers, who told him to marry the beast, as well as pay a dowry of $70.

"As far as we know, they're still together," the owner said.

Bill Hoffman, Wire Service

壹位蘇丹男子在與壹只山羊發生性關系時,被人當場捉住.現在他被迫要娶這只山羊.

發現這對狗男羊奸情的是山羊的主人,他把這位對山羊有特別嗜好的男子交給當地執法人員.執法人員命令這位男子迎娶這只牲畜,同時他還需

交付結婚禮金$70.

山羊主人說,"據我所知,他們現在還在壹起鬼混."

1.flagrante delicto---during the blazing of the crime

2. dowry---propety or money brought by a bride to her husband

3.pair--原意是壹對,壹雙...中國人喜歡把有奸情的男女稱為"狗男女",在這我盡量把文章翻成有"中國味道",所以我把pair翻成"狗男羊".

不知這篇文章算不算"黃"?因為是真事,我覺得挺好笑.希望妳喜歡